New part-time job, New fun

I’ve got a part-time job! and it ain’t pretty at all,
The job was like helping this auntie sell clothes in the market.
( please don’t judge me, the pay was really good )
I got to know this auntie through a friend.
She sells woman/girls/auntie/clothes in the market, the only difference is
Her stall is always moving, that means she doesn’t locate in a place,
Moving stall, if thats what you call it.
Okay, my job is basically to help her sell clothes, like shirts, skirt, shorts,undergarments
And my pay was…… $10 per hour. ITS GOOD!
So every morning, i have to wake up like 4am and meet auntie AMY at her house,
Then help load goods into her truck, then she would bring us to the market.
I have to help her set up the stall, then start to sell clothes!
Its not really like CIP, coz CIP you know everyone in school,
But my target is OLD AUNTIE AHMAH, my tongue have to be sweet.
I told amy that i only sell clothes, not undergarments. I don’t wanna get caught
by any of u selling undergarments to your moms and grandmoms.
Starting it was quite slack, because mostly she was the one selling,
I am the one smiling like an idiot and say, BUY, OFFER , BUY MORE, OFFER MORE
night mare comes now….

So we were having this stall at pungol, and bussiness was like hell shit
Then me and amy was just sitting there like fools.
She told me that the lorry had some problems, then need to go fix.
She had to drive the lorry to somewhere and wait there until it was fix.
SO, I HAVE TO LIKE STAY IN THE STALL FOR LIKE 2 HOURS.
Normally, my job would be slackish coz the presence of amy,
BUT NOW, only left ME.
God loves to prank me. Bussiness was shit before that, but when amy came
lots of customers!
Starting 15mins was just me laughing to myself coz im hearing the radio on the earpiece.
Then, Aunties start to come.
auntie:” boy, this shirt how much?
me:” $15 “
auntie:” so expensive meh? can discount?”
me: ” stares at her “
auntie:” okay, give me two!”

Im like, stunned! i was thinking how much discount should i give her,
Then she just bought!
Later when the stall is crowded with about 7-8 aunties.
I was busying searching bags for their sizes.
Then all ask me the same thing ” how much?” ” so expensive?”
i just stared at them like how i stared at the 1st auntie,
Then all :” okay ! give me ( insert no ) “
This wasnt the worse part, remember how i mention i dun sell undergarments in this post earlier?
Some girl from some sec sch? she came to the stall, look at the undergarments.
I wasn’t at the stall, i was behind the wall, listening to music coz i thought no customers.
That girl take two bra then shout, :” AUNTIE AH, HOW MUCH?”
I stood up and say :” WHICH TWO SHIRT”
Then i turn around, and when we two saw each other.
we mutually stared at one another. for like  1billion years.
1. Weird thing, for a sec1/2/3/4 girl to buy bra from a market stall
2. Weirder thing, i mentioned before i don’t wanna sell bra yet it happened
3. Weirdest thing, after we stared at each other, we laughed !
she then hand over me the bra, then i touched her hand,
then we kissed, go to her house and have sex then have 3 kids and
happily ever after!
nah, she threw my the bra while laughing then just passed me $20 
i just silently unwillingly put the bra into the plastic bag and gave her.

That day was epic! i will never forget.
The day i managed to keep a REAL stall alive for 2hours,
And selll undergarments to a girl.

:)